Call me the Finger Man!
“Sexy singer breaks fan’s finger”
That was the newspaper headline.
Jay
tells the story after a performance at Ceres:
“There was this well-built teacher and rugby trainer in town. Everybody called him Boland. He wanted to “pull finger” with me. When I looked again, his finger was off. So off that it was horizontal to the other fingers on his hand. Fortunately there was a doctor close by who could re-set the finger. He returned later and we had a lot of fun afterwards, no hard feelings”
This makes Jay the man with the strongest fingers on stage. You can have a chat with him after his show on Sunday afternoon at Potters. Be careful what you do with the fingers, though.
The fastest fingers surely belong to Dan Patlansky. During his tour in the USA he received comments like:
“Dan Patlansky is one of the most renowned and fiery blues artists in the southern hemisphere and one of the greatest I’ve ever seen.” - David Batiste Sr. (New Orleans)
“Dan has some of the fastest fingers I’ve ever seen” – Phillip Walker (New York).
He will be back at Potters in October.
The dumbest fingers do not belong to a muso. It belongs to the cop who gave Christopher Snyman a fine on New Years Eve because he “ Drove a motor vehicle while driving ”.
He will not be at Potters anytime soon.
The dangerest finger will also not be at Potters. It belonged to the Groot Krokkedil.
The dirtiest fingers : it’s a secret – but it will be political. Counting the sweaty notes…
The stinkiest finger award goes here – check the link http://youtu.be/DmskJe0UuG0
The Mightiest finger ! That is my middle finger. Showing it makes me the Champion of the World!
Sexy fingers, strong fingers, fast fingers, middle fingers and fingers paying the bill. I love ‘em. Call me the Finger Man!
